The Unpardonable Excuse

I received my package yesterday (never ask me what it contains or what it is about), thank god it finally came. As expected were there heaps of orientation paper work and financial contracts to fill up. Why can they not adopt the point-and-click way? I do not mind even true false questions, I always thought they were ludicrous; why bother asking such an extensive question if we can only choose one of the already restricted two options? Hey, at least they are smart enough to mail the package such that it would arrive on a Friday, which means that you have over the weekend to browse through carefully, which also means that you would have to come up with a better excuse if you forget a scheduled event because you are supposed to have memorized the dates and made a note to your already crammed up calendar.

Firstly, I do not own a nice looking hang-on-the-wall calendar. The only one I have was a credit card size mimic from Perlini Silvers. It was really attractive with the orange and black theme contrasting perfectly and it was dated 2004. I never part with it because it was, as I mentioned, very good looking and it was printed on a very hardy material and you don’t just throw away good quality paper do you? So the opened package sits on my writing table, I expect to leave it to some other member of higher authority to study. Of course I have already jot down those vital dates someplace. Coming to think of it, now where is that piece of life threatening notepaper?

Ok found it. So now I have to relearn the tactics of organizing and management. It sounds so boring. It’s a Saturday afternoon and I should be allowed to sit back and chill. The hours seemed countable when your dearest company is in camp. Perhaps I should start hating something because then, hatred can give me a purpose and something to think about in my mad life (:D hoho!). Alright, check back later.